nut hugger
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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