I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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