they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Everclear isn't food dammit
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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