Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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