I'm lost and stupid without you.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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