I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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