Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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