Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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