drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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