If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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