Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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