everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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