No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Life is so much better after having sex.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
