Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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