Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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