is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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