Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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