just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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