I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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