is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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