im drinking this country out of the recession.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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