Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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