Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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