if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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