No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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