Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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