ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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