I want to walk on stilts...naked
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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