I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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