So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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