Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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