I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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