DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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