with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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