How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
