your parents love me but you hate me
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We talked him into tasing himself.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I think your dad took our porno
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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