I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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