what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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