have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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