You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
