It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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