Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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