It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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