So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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