So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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