You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just googled if crying burns calories
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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