It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just high enough for therapy.
Just pee around me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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