the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
third nipple confirmed
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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