Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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