U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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