im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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