their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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